Trump Is a Hot Mess—and He’s Cooking His Party

Trump Is a Hot Mess—and He’s Cooking His Party

Allen is an unusual would-be assassin. There’s nothing about him that reminds me of any number of mass shooters of recent vintage. There’s no air of glory-seeking; no meme-sludge in his rhetoric. In his manifesto, he spends quite a bit of time apologizing to various people in his life for betraying their trust and takes…

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WelcomeFest’s Moderate Politics Are Stuck in the Past

WelcomeFest’s Moderate Politics Are Stuck in the Past

Still asked to define what centrism is, most of the speakers could only really define themselves by what they were not. It’s not their fault. Centrism, in reality, is almost always defined by where it lies on the spectrum between two extremes: Its politics are almost monomaniacally focused on arguing that those who stand apart…

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White House Flips Out Over Newest Video of Trump Asleep in a Meeting

White House Flips Out Over Newest Video of Trump Asleep in a Meeting

President Trump’s “Great American State Fair” has grown even bleaker, as supporters will be getting a rally and listening to “Ave Maria” rather than Martina McBride—or any of the other artists who pulled out of the festival. “On Wednesday, June 24th, at 7 P.M., in magnificent Washington, D.C., now totally beautified, and one of the…

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Trump Mental State in More Doubt as Damning New Video Flummoxes Rubio

Trump Mental State in More Doubt as Damning New Video Flummoxes Rubio

As Secretary of State Marco Rubio testified before a House committee on Wednesday, Representative Ted Lieu questioned him at length about Donald Trump’s mental decline. It was an extraordinary moment. Lieu repeatedly confronted Rubio with damning video of Trump falling asleep and spewing word salad, cornering Rubio into lying about what we can all see…

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Everybody Hates Bill Pulte

Everybody Hates Bill Pulte

These escapades may have given Pulte “deep experience managing the most sensitive matters in America,” but nobody would accuse Pulte, even on his own corrupt terms, of managing them particularly well. Further investigation established that criminal charges against Cook, Schiff, and James would never stick. Meanwhile, it came out that four members of Trump’s own…

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How Trump Made Penn Quake in Its Boots

How Trump Made Penn Quake in Its Boots

“Even the Middle East?” Troutt Powell asked him. “Yes,” Trodden responded, before carefully adding, “It depends how you talk about it.” Troutt Powell said that afterward Trodden came up to her, and she said, “Mark, that’s crazy!” Via email, I asked Dean Trodden to explain what he meant by “it depends how you talk about…

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Judge Orders Trump to Take His Freaking Name off the Kennedy Center

Judge Orders Trump to Take His Freaking Name off the Kennedy Center

The main card will pit Justin Gaethje against Ilia Topuria for the lightweight title, and Alex Pereira against Ciryl Gane for the interim heavyweight title. UFC’s parent company, TKO Holdings, has promised that the entire event—which is expected to cost around $60 million—will be funded entirely by the sports organization and come at no cost…

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Photo Exposes Treasury Secretary’s Desperation to Keep Trump Calm

Photo Exposes Treasury Secretary’s Desperation to Keep Trump Calm

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent was focused on one predominant message during Wednesday’s Cabinet meeting: resilience, resilience, resilience. At least, that’s what his notes let on. Evan Vucci, a senior photojournalist for Reuters, snagged a shot of Bessent’s writing pad, capturing several words the treasury secretary had scrawled in front of him. “Resilience,” Bessent wrote, with…

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Can Marriage Survive the Manosphere?

Can Marriage Survive the Manosphere?

If a marriage is no longer enjoyable, what reason is there to remain committed, especially when unmarried life can be pretty fun, too? Coontz is cognizant of the economic obstacles that put marriage out of reach. Like the card-carrying socialist she once was, she calls for affordable childcare, paid leave, and other programs that would…

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