Trump Finally Admits He Was Asleep in All Those Cabinet Meetings

Trump Finally Admits He Was Asleep in All Those Cabinet Meetings

After months of denials, President Trump has finally admitted that he has been falling asleep during Cabinet meetings. In an interview with New York magazine published Monday, Trump said that he closed his eyes during those meetings because they were “boring as hell.” “I’m going around a room, and I’ve got 28 guys—the last one…

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Is Trump Going to Let Venezuela Starve?

Is Trump Going to Let Venezuela Starve?

While Venezuela’s regime is getting by, thanks to its deference to Trump, it remains a repressive and corrupt force in the lives of those it ostensibly governs. Human rights groups on the scene estimate that it still holds nearly 800 political prisoners, many of whom were active in the opposition movement that actually won the…

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Masked Federal Agents Kill Another Minneapolis Resident in the Street

Masked Federal Agents Kill Another Minneapolis Resident in the Street

Just hours after Bovino recounted his dystopian, rather than feel-good, story about detained children, another report emerged that immigration agents had grabbed a child. ICE detained a family of three, including a 7-year-old girl, outside a hospital in Portland, Oregon, last week. The girl’s parents had been rushing her to emergency medical care after she…

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This Year’s First Big Stupid Idea: “Retrain ICE”

This Year’s First Big Stupid Idea: “Retrain ICE”

One of the consequences of covering American politics is that it forces you to have frequent close encounters with some of the dumbest people alive and their terrible ideas. Cutting taxes on wealthy people will eventually enrich the middle class. Invading and occupying Iraq will spread democracy throughout the Middle East. Michael Bloomberg should be…

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Army Vet Says ICE Detained Him for 8 Hours, Blocked Access to Lawyer

Army Vet Says ICE Detained Him for 8 Hours, Blocked Access to Lawyer

Just hours after Bovino recounted his dystopian, rather than feel-good, story about detained children, another report emerged that immigration agents had grabbed a child. ICE detained a family of three, including a 7-year-old girl, outside a hospital in Portland, Oregon, last week. The girl’s parents had been rushing her to emergency medical care after she…

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CBP Chief Brags They’re “Experts” in Detaining Small Children

CBP Chief Brags They’re “Experts” in Detaining Small Children

Just hours after Bovino recounted his dystopian, rather than feel-good, story about detained children, another report emerged that immigration agents had grabbed a child. ICE detained a family of three, including a 7-year-old girl, outside a hospital in Portland, Oregon, last week. The girl’s parents had been rushing her to emergency medical care after she…

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